I was never in the Navy

Just a humble civilian with a great pension.

He spent two decades not serving, and now he needs your help doing even less.

$1,000.00

$2,000.00

$3,000.00

$4,000.00

3% Cover the Fee

CPO US Navy

“I saw him once during a fire drill. I think.”

E-1

“Taught me how to carry a clipboard with purpose so no one asked me questions.”

Equipment Operator (EO) US Navy

“Best at looking busy during an inspection. Easily fooled every CO we ever had.”